No matter which one you are—welcome. I’ve spent way too much time in this post-apocalyptic hellscape, and I’ve discovered the code on how to drown in diamonds and banknotes like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin. (Except, you know, with more zombies and less top hat.)

So grab your favorite survival snack (mine’s instant noodles at 3 AM, no judgment), and let’s get rich.

Part 1: The Grind (But Make It Fun)

1. Daily Quests – Your Free Money ATM

Look, I get it. Daily quests feel like chores. “Kill 20 zombies.” “Craft 5 bandages.” “Don’t cry when a horde eats your favorite character.” But here’s the thing—they’re the easiest diamonds and banknotes you’ll ever get.

• Pro Tip: Save your “Watch an Ad” quests for when you’re actually doing something else (like pretending to listen in a Zoom meeting). Double-dipping = efficiency.

• Personal Story: I once forgot to claim my daily rewards for three days because I was too busy arguing with a glitched zombie that kept moonwalking through a wall. Don’t be like me. Set a phone alarm.

2. The Arena – Where Blood = Currency

The Arena is where you turn your rage into riches. Winning fights = banknotes. Losing fights = emotional damage (but sometimes still banknotes if you’re lucky).

• Best Strategy: Use your weakest team to farm the easiest tier. Why? Because the rewards scale with the tier, not your team’s power. Free wins = free money.

• Fun Fact: I once accidentally sent my entire A-team into a Tier 1 match and felt like a bully. The zombie I fought had one tooth and a dream. I still took his lunch money.

3. Events – The Diamond Piñata

Events are where the real money’s at. Limited-time challenges, login bonuses, spending events—if it sparkles, do it.

• Spending Events: If you have to spend diamonds, do it during a “Spend X, Get Y” event. I once waited two weeks to buy a skin just to get extra rewards. Patience pays.

• Login Streaks: Miss a day? Cry. But then buy the “make-up login” if it’s cheap. I’ve done this three times. No regrets. (Okay, some regrets.)

Part 2: The Smart (and Slightly Shady) Moves

4. The Black Market – Where Dreams (and Banknotes) Go to Die

The Black Market is like a shady back-alley dealer who might sell you a fake Rolex, but hey, at least it’s cheap.

• What to Buy:

  • Banknote Packs (if the exchange rate is good).

  • Diamond Deals (only if they’re actually discounted—check the math!).

• What to Avoid:

  • Anything that says “Exclusive” but costs more than your rent.

  • “Mystery Boxes” unless you love disappointment.

Personal Rant: I once bought a “Guaranteed Legendary” pack and got a duplicate of a character I already hated. I named him “Regret” and benched him forever.

5. Guild Donations – The Ultimate Side Hustle

Joining a guild isn’t just for socializing (though I do love sending my guildmates memes of my failures). Donating = banknotes.

• Max Out Donations Daily. Even if it’s just common gear. Free money is free money.

• Guild Wars: If your guild wins, you get extra rewards. If they lose? Well, at least you tried. (I’ve been in guilds that lost to bots. It’s a mood.)

6. Selling Stuff (But Not Your Soul)

You will accumulate junk. Sell it.

• Blue/Green Gear? Sell.

• Duplicate Characters? Sell (unless they’re useful for fusion).

• That one purple item you’ve been hoarding “just in case”? SELL IT. You’re not using it. Let it go.

Confession: I once kept a 1-star shotgun for six months because “it had sentimental value.” It did not. I sold it. I felt free.

Part 3: The Big Leagues (For When You’re Ready to Go Full Capitalist)

7. Investing in the Right Characters

Some characters are diamond mines if you level them up right.

• Best Farmers:

  • Tanky DPS (can solo lower stages for quick clears).

  • Healers with AoE (because dead teams = no rewards).

• Who to Avoid:

  • Glass cannons that die to a stiff breeze.

  • Any character that requires specific gear you don’t have.

Personal Story: I spent all my diamonds on a limited-time sniper who turned out to be useless in PvE. I named her “Financial Mistake” and now she collects dust in my barracks.

8. Auto-Battle = Your New Best Friend

Once you’ve got a solid team, let the game play itself.

• Farm the highest stage you can auto-clear. (I leave my phone running overnight sometimes. Don’t judge me.)

• Use skip tickets if you’ve got ‘em. Time is money, friend.

9. The Diamond “Trick” (Not Really a Trick, Just Math)

If you’re desperate for diamonds, here’s the least fun but most effective method:

1. Save up banknotes.

2. Buy the “Diamond Pack” in the shop when it’s on sale.

3. Repeat until you’re rich or bored.

Warning: This requires self-control, which I lack. I once blew all my banknotes on a cool-looking axe instead of diamonds. Do as I say, not as I do.

Look, getting rich in Last Asylum takes time. There’s no “secret hack” (unless you count exploiting glitches, which I don’t recommend unless you like getting banned). But if you grind smart, spend smarter, and avoid my mistakes, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and banknotes before you know it.

And if all else fails? Blame the RNG. (I do, constantly.)

Now go forth, survivor. Make me proud. And if you ever see a zombie named “Regret” in your matches… that’s mine. Be gentle.

What’s your best money-making tip in Last Asylum? Drop it in the comments—I’m always looking for new ways to fund my virtual apocalypse! 💎💰